A new work by J.Z.; I will attempt within the next 30-40 words to refrain from a complete bastardization of the work infra.

But, I mean, these cuntservatories, like Peebody, only employee the highest quality fellows.  So, how could we ever taint such majesty.

WE CAN’T.

¡HALLELUJAH (JUNCTION)!

Cheated

The Players:

Clara: R.G.

Zoe: L.P.

Piano/Composer/Librettist: J.Z.

Organ: AGH

Contrabassoon: J.M.

Percussion: K.M.

-AGH